May 2013
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buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
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dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
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lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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joanwatson:
elementary: the story of how one woman can’t fucking sleep
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Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...
– Stephen R. Covey (via perfect)
malikthirst:
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
fasterfood:
will u go out with me
thats ok take your time
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i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
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purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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