June 2012
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May 2012
omgitslingling:
when someone stops talking to you
why
what did i do
you hate me
its cause im stupid isnt it
and im ugly
come back
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sneadly:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
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unicornwhores:
and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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broriarty:
plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed
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dont-google-yourself:
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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iboughtafuckinggateau:
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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the avengers?
chaystar:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
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dumtaxat:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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A very short lesson in Psychology:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
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