August 2012
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thebootywhisperer:
people who don’t realize i’m a sarcastic little shit literally 300% of the time
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loki-chan:
do you ever see someone’s opinion and just
and you try not to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you’re still just
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How I see men
Guy: Gay
Guy standing: Totally gay
Guy walking: That walk is so gay
Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I bet
Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other
Guy with his girlfriend: Its a ploy he's gay
Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay
Every guy I see: God you're gay and you dont even know it
The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight
hazzy-osbourne:
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight I’ll appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
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How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
“One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...”
– Douglas Coupland (via leamichelesarfati)
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5evamore:
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
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heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
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person: whats your favorite tv show
me: are you sure you want to get into this
charientisms:
people who still use “rape” and “molest” as positive verbs meant to show affection
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iphone420:
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
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