never making that mistake again
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tin-pan-ali: i didn’t choose the thug life

tin-pan-ali:

i didn’t choose the thug life

(Source: humortrain)

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cassandraemeraldsong:

This poster caught my eye at school today

I’M TRYING, MOTIVATIONAL POSTER

I SWEAR I’M TRYING

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source: twinkmob
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# crying

ohmygod

(Source: twinkmob)

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bonushumor: “Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, Francine.”

bonushumor:

“Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, Francine.”

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How I see men

    Guy: Gay
    Guy standing: Totally gay
    Guy walking: That walk is so gay
    Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I bet
    Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
    Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other
    Guy with his girlfriend: Its a ploy he's gay
    Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay
    Every guy I see: God you're gay and you dont even know it
    The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight
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# omg yuri
# angel

Yuri cheering on the two ahjummas 

(Source: younas)

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highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

(Source: buthere-thereisnolight)

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chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)

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iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

(Source: sidnugget)