thebananarunt:

let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying

dampsandwich:

“and this is my girlfriend ive been talking about”

“son this is a mattress”

kingofconeyisland:

If you’re gonna act like a bitch

Then you’re gonna die like a bitch

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma)

genies:

idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying

princessmoran:

my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

(Source: moriartysprincess)

beeleebay:

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

daftpnk:

*trips over and accidentally spends all my money on food*